see…u put the thing that does the killing right between ur teeth… right between your big ugly teeth. stick it up there in that big hollow tooth gap why dont you get that fixed ugh its disgusting
this is how you start a fight
I am so fucking mad right now
honestly this gets me so fucking worked up
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was
this is a pov video of me approaching you when youre sitting at the clubs bar by yourself thinking about going home and eating some oreo caus all your friends are dancing with people they just met. but then you spot me looking at you its my birthday but my boys can see im distracted.. truly lost this evening..
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor