congratulations, hear that in the distance? that’s god crying cuz u didn’t wait til marriage
YAAAASS BITCH SNATCH HER NAPPY WEAVE
way ahead of ya
Me: mom, can I have 5 dollars?
Mom: how do you plan to earn it?
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
the screech is where i lose it
those nerds in high school who ran like this
this is due in less than 5 minutes