bukkakeluver97:

see…u put the thing that does the killing right between ur teeth… right between your big ugly teeth. stick it up there in that big hollow tooth gap why dont you get that fixed ugh its disgusting 

gjume:

this is how you start a fight

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mynamekyle:

I am so fucking mad right now

honestly this gets me so fucking worked up

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

rations:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE WHILE READING THIS BUT THEN I LAUGHED AND NOW I CANT SNEEZE FUCK

I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE WHILE READING THIS BUT THEN I LAUGHED AND NOW I CANT SNEEZE FUCK

gjume:

this is a pov video of me approaching you when youre sitting at the clubs bar by yourself thinking about going home and eating some oreo caus all your friends are dancing with people they just met. but then you spot me looking at you its my birthday but my boys can see im distracted.. truly lost this evening..

Willow Smith - Summer Fling
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Jay-Z & Kanye West - Lift Off (feat. Beyonce)
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thickonce:

themusicbuffet:

Lift Off (feat. Beyonce) - Jay-Z & Kanye West

THIS STILL GO HORD

teddythemonster:

cozyqueen:

white girls

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor