online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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stevenmiesel:

omg is this better

reallylameblog:

the guy who worked at the store gave me such a weird look when I said that I wanted this shirt because nobody else was getting the other half and it was incredibly awkward but my shirt says Be Fuck Bit and I will be wearing it always

colorfulrussianfireworks:

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND EXPLAINING WHY IT IS TO PEOPLE IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE 

vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

my hair is wild because of my free-spirited sagittarius nature :)

my hair is wild because of my free-spirited sagittarius nature :)

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herculeanluxe:

vinebox:

White people son

are you serious

good

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

Don’t get me started.

(via meechwoods)

I think people don’t understand what the unemployment rate means.  It means the number of jobs there ARE compared to the number of people there are looking for jobs.  

People seem to somehow think that the unemployment rate is the number of people sitting around unemployed, as if there are thousands of companies with open positions and since the unemployed people all keep sitting on their butts, those companies are just somehow getting by without filling those positions????

The unemployment rate is the number of people who will be left over after all of the available jobs are filled.  

It’s the number of people who are going to be wasting all of their waking hours each week looking for jobs that don’t exist. 

(via missesnorris)

this is…. such a load of bullshit

profoak:

"oops"

nsfwillliam:

subconsciouswander:

My hero

how does he do it

chekhov:

baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

What the fuck kind of MC Escher stairs was this bitch walking down

M83 / Smash Mouth - Allstar City
296,279 plays

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

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